Grumpy Young Men (Comedy)

Today on the pod, we are talking about the wonderful Coen Brothers film, Inside Llewyn Davis. Samuel finds this movie incredibly depressing, yet Henry finds it endearing and inspiring. Who’s right? Well, only one way to find out!

Also, why we hate Toad’s character design. 

Direct download: Ep._181_Inside_Llewyn_Davis.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:19pm CDT

This week we’re laying down some bets! Both of us are coming to the table with eight predictions about 2018, ranging from movies, politics, video games, and everything in between. Whoever loses the most bets at the end of the year must pray a horrible price…

Also, why we hate Samuel’s ineptness. 

Direct download: Ep._180_2018_Predictions.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:25pm CDT

Today we are discussing the video game Doki Doki Literature Club, which is a totally normal not weird super fun happy dating simulator. And nothing terrifying or disgusting or awful ever happens in this game. Nope. Not this game.

Also, why we hate old-timey political apathy. 

Direct download: Ep._179_Doki_Doki_Literature_Club.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:54pm CDT

Today on the podcast, our topic is separating the art from the artist. The truth is, a lot of artists are downright scumbags. But can we still appreciate the art they make? We discuss this topic and go through many examples, especially a lot of recent examples given the incredibly powerful #MeToo movement that’s been growing the past few months.

Also, why we hate our old podcast setup.

(Also, this was recorded back in the beginning of December, so a lot of the allegations we discussed are now out of date, given that incredibly brave women and men have continued to come forward and name their accusers. So please keep that in mind if we don’t quite have a full picture, or don’t name some people such as James Franco, Aziz Ansari, etc.)

Direct download: Ep._178_Separating_the_Art_and_the_Artist.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:36pm CDT

This week, we’re reviewing the standalone Hawkeye film, Arrival. We discuss the intricate plot, debate over its philosophical quandaries, and lament the current state of science fiction in film. (Spoilers: it ain’t too good right now.)

Also, why we hate distraction-free writing. 

Direct download: Ep._177_Arrival.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:11am CDT

Star

Wars

Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars.

S T A R   W A R S

Direct download: Ep._175_Star_Wars_VIII__The_Last_Jedi.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:45pm CDT

This week we are covering a wonderful little indie game called A House of Many Doors. We talk about the bizarre and captivating world within this game, the brilliant and off-the-wall writing, the frustrating turn-based combat, and Henry gets banned from ever using the bongos during a podcast again. 

Also, why we hate mainstream sci-fi stories.

Direct download: Ep._174_A_House_of_Many_Doors.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:53am CDT

Today we’re talking about one of Netflix’s most successful shows, Stranger Things. We’re far too late to the party since season 2 came out months ago, but we’ve still got plenty of rad opinions about the character development and the lackluster villain. And we reconcile with the plain fact that this season is far less good than the first one.

Also, why we hate Black Friday Madness. 

Direct download: Ep._173_Stranger_Things_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:24pm CDT

This week we’re going back 21 years to the glorious year of 1996, when Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson made their first film: Bottle Rocket. Henry absolutely loves it, and Samuel likes the first and third act. That’s about it. (How’s an asshole like Samuel get such a great kitchen?)

Also, why we hate the audio quality the past two weeks.

Direct download: Ep._172_Bottle_Rocket.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:28pm CDT

Today we are finalizing our video game ranking list, and closing the book on our review review series. We discuss one of the best multi-player games in recent memory, a captivating idle game, some early access gems, and also we try to correct out accents. (We fail.)

Here is the finalized list:

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Minecraft

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

Overwatch

League of Legends

The Swapper

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

Transistor

Luigi’s Mansion

Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

Rock Band

Super Mario Sunshine

Superhot

Fire Emblem Awakening 

Portal

Subnautica 

New Super Mario Bros. 

Pokemon Ruby

Metroid Prime

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story 

Jackbox Party Pack 2

Batman: Arkham Asylum

Mario Kart 8

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

The Room

Lego Star Wars

Ninjatown 

Trimps

Hearthstone 

Star Fox: Command

Fire Emblem Heroes

Mushroom Men

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games

Direct download: Ep._171_Video_Game_Review_Review_Part_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:43pm CDT

(Apologies about Samuel’s audio in the first four minutes. His microphone decided to freak out on us, but again, it’s only for the first four minutes.)

This week we discuss Quentin Tarantino’s finest, Pulp Fiction. We recap the plot, go over the fascinating cast of characters, and wonder just what the hell was going on in the pawn shop. Good lord.

Also, why we hate Soylent.

Direct download: Ep._170_Pulp_Fiction.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:21pm CDT

Today we bring you the latest in our Review Review series, this time about video games. We talk about men who are mushrooms, crafters and miners, and leagues for the legends. Also, why are Nintendo games so dang good?

Here’s the list so far:

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Minecraft

The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

League of Legends

The Swapper

Luigi’s Mansion

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

Rock Band

Super Mario Sunshine

Fire Emblem: Awakening 

Portal

New Super Mario Bros. 

Metroid Prime

Bowser’s Inside Story 

Batman: Arkham Asylum

Mario Kart 8

Lego Star Wars

Ninjatown 

Hearthstone 

Mushroom Men

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

Direct download: Ep._169_Video_Game_Review_Review_Part_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:20pm CDT

This week we are talking about one of the most mixed movies in recent memory, Avatar. Is it the brilliant sci-fi epic of this generation? Or is it a forgettable CGI romp with generic themes? Tune in to find out!

Also, why we hate memories. 

Direct download: Ep._168_Avatar.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:17pm CDT

Today we are covering two of our personal favorite directors: Quentin Tarantino and Wes Anderson. See, Samuel loves the Quentin, but can’t stand Wes. Meanwhile Henry loves Wes, but can’t stand Quentin. So we discuss each director as well as pitch their top three movies that the other host would like. Mass hilarity and movie recommending ensues.

Also, why we hate getting rear ended. 

Direct download: Ep._167_Quentin_Tarantio_and_Wes_Anderson.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:39pm CDT

This week we talk about one of the greatest war movies ever made, Saving Private Ryan. We talk about the coldhearted nature of war in this movie, the surprising amount of random cameos, and how much of a coward Upham is. Mickey Mouse!

Also, why we hate what happened in Las Vegas. 

Direct download: Ep._166_Saving_Private_Ryan.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:31pm CDT

Today we are continuing our ranking of every single book we’ve reviewed. Some are good, some are great, most of them are terrible. And Samuel really really doesn’t like picture books.

(Also, this was recorded before we reviewed Frankenstein, so that’s why it’s not on there.)

 

Here’s the now complete list (spoilers): 

 

The Bartimaeus Trilogy 

The Hobbit 

The Lord of the Rings 

The Book Thief

Wolf in White Van

Gone

BZRK

Gregor the Overlander

Universal Harvester 

The Great Gatsby 

The Inheritance Cycle

Okay for Now 

Variant 

Rot & Ruin

True Grit

I am a genius of unspeakable evil 

The Hunger Games 

Insignia 

Deltora Quest

The Invention of Hugo Cabret 

The Chronicles of Narnia 

Ender's Game

The Giver

Percy Jackson

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas 

Artemis Fowl

Lunatics 

Everlost 

The Maze Runner 

Theodore Boone: Kid Lawyer 

Lost in the River of Grass

The Name of This Book Is Secret

Unstoppable 

After the Bomb 

Ungifted 

Direct download: Ep._165_Book_Review_Review_Part_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:11pm CDT

This week we’re reviewing a classic tale, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. We discuss the lack of “Frankenstein tropes,” the beautiful language and writing style, and just how tragic of a character Victor Frankenstein is.

Also, why we hate phone fanatics. 

Direct download: Ep._164_Frankenstein.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:27pm CDT

This week review one of the best movies of last year, Martin Scorsese’s Silence. We talk about the deeply entrenched themes, the compelling characters, and why this movie might be a once-in-a-lifetime watch.

Also, why we hate our chairs.

Direct download: Ep._162_Silence.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:54pm CDT

Today we continue and conclude our stupid movie ranking of all the movies we have ever reviewed. Compromises are made and blood will be shed. (Okay, there wasn’t any bloodshed, it’s just this list was difficult to make.)

 

Here’s the Official Finalized List (spoilers):

 

Inception

Galaxy Quest

Whiplash

The Big Short 

Frank 

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 

Memento

The Shawshank Redemption 

Birdman

The Matrix

Groundhog Day

The Blues Brothers

The Incredibles 

Blade Runner

Guardians of the Galaxy

Back to the Future

Interstellar 

Hot Fuzz

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens

Hardcore Henry

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

The LEGO Movie

Forrest Gump

Edge of Tomorrow 

Locke

Primer 

A Simple Plan 

Hacksaw Ridge

Django Unchained 

Good Morning, Vietnam 

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 

Captain America: Civil War

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Percy Jackson

Captain America: The First Avenger 

Jurassic World

Transformers

Direct download: Ep._161_Movie_Review_Review_Part_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:40pm CDT

This week we’re reviewing the survival game Subnautica. We cover lush visuals and creative soundtrack, the sheer amount of things you can DO in this game, and inevitably compare it to Minecraft about a dozen times.

Also, why we hate shipping. 

Direct download: Ep._160_Subnautica.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:45pm CDT

Today we’re doing something really weird. We’re going through all the movies we’ve reviewed, and ranking them incredibly arbitrarily as better than each other. Insanity ensues. 

Here’s the list so far (spoilers, obviously): 

Inception

Whiplash

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 

Birdman

The Matrix

Groundhog Day

The Blues Brothers

Guardians of the Galaxy

Back to the Future

Interstellar 

Forrest Gump

Edge of Tomorrow 

Primer 

A Simple Plan 

Good Morning, Vietnam 

The Hobbit

Age of Ultron

Percy Jackson

Captain America 

Jurassic World

Transformers

 

Direct download: Ep._159_Movie_Review_Review_Part_1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:04pm CDT

This week we cover one of the most well-liked comedies of recent years, Edgar Wright’s Hot Fuzz. We talk about the brilliant and absurd premise, the smart comedic touches, and excessive, so extremely excessive, violence.

Also, why we hate iTunes. 

Direct download: Ep._158_Hot_Fuzz.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:22am CDT

Today we bring you another list episode: this time, we’re tackling our top ten favorite moments in video games. We talk about D&D role-plays, swapping to other people, fearing clowns, multiplayer madness, baby bosses, and visiting Tokyo. 

Also, why we hate Nintendo console scarcity. 

Direct download: Ep._157_Top_Ten_Moments_in_Video_Games.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:59am CDT

This week we discuss the beautiful and sad video game, Transistor (just in time for Supergiant’s new game, Pyre). We cover the fantastic art style, the depressing story and the world, and the begrudgingly repetitive combat. 

Also, why we hate (misogynistic) Doctor Who fans.   

Direct download: Ep._156_Transistor.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:04pm CDT

Today the topic is holidays! We discuss all manner of holidays, what we like about them, what we don’t. We debate Memorial Day versus Veteran’s Day, wonder why we don’t celebrate Juneteenth, and forever question the modern relevance of Columbus Day. 

Also, why we hate miniature versions of games. 

Direct download: Ep._155_Holidays.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:29pm CDT

This week we cover one of Edgar Allan Poe’s lesser-known short stories, The Fall of the House of Usher. We go into detail about the brilliant (and somewhat dated) writing style, the genuine terror in this book, and try to define a fissure.

Also, why we hate Xbox names. 

Direct download: Ep._154_The_Fall_of_the_House_of_Usher.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:07pm CDT

Today Henry and Samuel discuss their top ten favorite moments in movies. We cover everything from touching final moments, couples botching robberies, cowbell J.K. Simmons, telling the truth to aliens, and cussing.

Also, why we hate keyless cars. 

Direct download: Ep._153_Top_Ten_Moments_in_Movies.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:55pm CDT

This week we talk about the divisive movie Hacksaw Ridge: Henry really can’t stand it, and Samuel enjoys it. We cover the hackneyed romance, religious undertones, admittedly cool battle scenes, Andrew Garfield’s performance, and much more.

Also, why we hate 2017 movies lately. 

Direct download: Ep._152_Hacksaw_Ridge_-_6_28_17_3.03_PM.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:09pm CDT

Today we bring you another one of our music episodes! Henry has forced Samuel to listen to Kendrick Lamar’s “To Pimp a Butterfly,” and Samuel has forced Henry to listen to Haydn’s Symphony No. 101 in D Major. All our thoughts on these two very different pieces of music, plus the invention of a revolutionary new percussion instrument!

Also, why we hate covfefe (several weeks late).

(This episode contains a lot of language.)

Direct download: Ep._151_Kendrick_Lamar_and_Haydn.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:41am CDT

This week we cover one of the strangest books we’ve ever read, Universal Harvest by John Darnielle. We explore the multiple storylines, the “show, don’t tell” plot, and the insanely fresh writing style.

Also, why we hate country highways. 

Direct download: Ep._150_Universal_Harvester.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:36pm CDT

Today on the podcast, we each talk about our top ten favorite TV shows of ALL-TIME. We cover spaceships named for bugs, Heisenberg, 90s sitcoms, trekking stars, modern British detectives, anime, and the one son that had to bring them all together. It’s Grumpy Young Men.

Also, why we hate meaningless acronyms. 

Direct download: Ep._149_Top_Ten_Shows.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:51pm CDT

This week, we talk about the brilliant party game, Jackbox Party Pack 2. We talk about some of our favorite games from the pack, as well as Jackbox games in general and why they work so well. 

Also, why we hate Pop! Figures. 

Direct download: Ep._148_Jackbox_Party_Pack_2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:09pm CDT

Today we discuss something near and dear to most people’s hearts: children’s shows. So inevitably, we talk about Steve and Joe, Dora and Diego, Max and Ruby, and Buzz and Delete. Oh, and where are all the girls on Sesame Street?

Also, why we hate loud vehicles.

Direct download: Ep._147_Childrens_Shows.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:39pm CDT

This week, we talk about one of the most charming movies ever, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. We cover the insane humor and style, the totally likable antics of Michael Cera, and wonder if like Nintendo paid for this? Or they got paid for this? How does product placement work?

Also, why we hate flavored water.

Direct download: Ep._146_Scott_Pilgrim_vs._the_World.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:54am CDT

This week, we talk about Star Trek, one of our all-time favorite sci-fi properties. We discuss everything that works well (which is a lot!) and everything that works terribly (which is also a lot!) with this long-running franchise. 

Also, why we hate emojis. 

Direct download: Ep._145_Star_Trek.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:24am CDT

Today we review one of Hemingway’s best novels, The Old Man and the Sea. We cover its unusual metaphors, the consistent writing style, and the paragraphs and paragraphs of boat terminology. Also, three minutes of moon talk!

Also, why we hate incomplete box sets.

Direct download: Ep._144_The_Old_Man_and_the_Sea.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:21am CDT

In tandem with our “top ten movies” and “top ten video games” episodes, today we discuss our own personal top ten books. Join us as we rave about green lights, a single month in mid-19th-century, Michael Grant, Suzanne Collins’ better series, djinni, and inevitably, skeleton detectives. 

Also, why we hate productivity steam. 

Direct download: Ep._143_Top_Ten_Books.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:07am CDT

Today, we review the hit mobile game, The Room. We discuss some of the problems with the puzzles, the lackluster story, and the incredible mechanics and general “feel” of this game.

Also, why we hate the timing of illness.

Direct download: Ep._142_The_Room.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:03am CDT

Today, Henry and Samuel are here to tackle the topic of streaming video services. We cover some of the things they do right, the surprising rise of the industry, and the unique original content they put out and produce.

Also, why we hate “Install Our App!”. 

Direct download: Ep._141_Streaming_Services.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:07am CDT

Today on the podcast, Henry and Samuel review the little-known indie movie, Frank. We develop a four-stage process for Frank, praise the triangle of main characters, fall in love with the music, and try to figure out why this movie is just so damn good.

Also, why we hate movie release date conventions.

Direct download: Ep._140_Frank.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:08am CDT

For this special episode, Henry and Samuel discuss their top ten favorite video games. We cover brawling, civilizing, jumpman-ing, leaguing, and Samuel’s overreaction to multi-leveled platforming.

Also, why we hate health bars.

Direct download: Ep._139_Top_Ten_Video_Games.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:47pm CDT

Few books are as near and dear to the hearts of prepubescent Henry and Samuel as the Deltora Quest series is. It may not have been a long series, but it had great riddles and a very imaginative world. The question is, what do we think of it now?

Also, why we hate the Oscars.

Direct download: Ep._138_Deltora_Quest.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:36pm CDT

Today, we are here to talk about musical scores. We bring up some of our favorite musicals, best original scores, most creative and fun soundtracks, as well as scores that just enhance the movie in general. We also briefly cover some of our favorite scores in TV and video games. Note: we were very tired when recording this.

Also, why we hate inconvenient breakage. 

Direct download: Ep._137_Musical_Scores.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:13am CDT

Today we review the newish Nintendo game Fire Emblem Heroes. We break apart and praise the simple gameplay style, criticize the star-system, and wonder what Nintendo’s mobile future will look like.

Also, why we hate “additional storage required”.

Direct download: Ep._136_Fire_Emblem_Heroes.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:53pm CDT

After our review of Rogue One last week, we thought it would only be appropriate to talk about more Star Wars. Specifically, we discuss the future of Star Wars. Obi-Wan spinoff movies! Episode VIII predictions! Recasting Han Solo? All this and more on Grumpy Young Men.

Also, why we hate console storage.

Direct download: Ep._135_The_Future_of_Star_Wars.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:12am CDT

Today we review the new Star Wars movie, Rogue One. We discuss the lackluster beginning, the thrilling conclusion, and ultimately do our best to try and rank it amongst the other Star Wars movies. 

Also, why we hate Netflix descriptions. 

Direct download: Ep._134_Rogue_One__A_Star_Wars_Story.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:47pm CDT

Today for our special episode, we take turns ranting about overrated things. We start out with some classic overrated bits of media, but eventually, it just dissolves into what you could buy instead of stainless steel appliances.

Also, why we hate this basement.

Direct download: Ep._133_Overrated_Stuff.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:43pm CDT

Today on the podcast, we review the critically-acclaimed indie game, SUPERHOT. We discuss the game’s innovative gameplay, its bizarre story, and the visual and audio style.

Also, why we hate businesses that don’t accept the internet.

Direct download: Ep._132_Superhot.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:35pm CDT

In this special episode, we have once again forced each other to listen to an album a little outside of our comfort zones. Samuel brought “Who You Selling For” by the Pretty Reckless, and Henry brought “At Least We Have Our Health” by Silo’s Choice. Join us as we go through each album song by song, and discuss everything from lyrics to instrumentation to album structure.

Also, why we hate computer updates.

Direct download: Ep._131_The_Pretty_Reckless_and_Silos_Choice.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:11pm CDT

Today Henry and Samuel cover the young adult sci-fi thriller, BZRK. We go over the bizarre characters, the crazy sci-fi world and setting, and predictably make a lot of comparisons to The Matrix. (I mean, the sequel is called BZRK Reloaded! Come on!)

Also, why we hate 2016.

Direct download: Ep._130_BZRK.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:26pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in this non-festive Christmas episode as we both come to the table with our ten favorite movies. We take turns going up the list and selling them, and in doing so we cover Wes Anderson, Mr. Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Ryan Gosling, music documentaries, and, of course, prison.

Also, why we hate snow clearance. 

Direct download: Ep._129_Top_Ten_Movies.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:05am CDT

This week, we’re taking on the greatest prison movie ever, The Shawshank Redemption. We discuss everything this movie does right, as well as the seeming lack of a make-up artist, and once again argue that narration is really useless.

Also, why we hate date-based jokes.

 

Direct download: Ep._128_The_Shawshank_Redemption.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:19pm CDT

Today on the podcast, we talk about another popular genre, fantasy. We talk about the origins of fantasy, try to come up with and define sub-genres, and share some of our favorite pieces of work based around fantasy.

Also, why we hate unnecessary branding. 

Direct download: Ep._127_Fantasy.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:18pm CDT

Today, we look back at the 1993 dystopian novel The Giver, which we both thought was… okay. We cover the one-note characters, the stupidly-ambiguous ending, and gripe about all the potential that the story and the world had.

Also, why we hate Parcheesi.

Direct download: Ep._126_The_Giver.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:01pm CDT

Today on this special episode, we tackle the great Netflix original series, Stranger Things. We cover the 80s tropes, the phenomenal child actors, the light-horror elements, and question where the show could possibly go for season two. 

Also, why we hate the hiccups. 

Direct download: Ep._125_Stranger_Things.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:53am CDT

Back in episode 103, we reviewed Overwatch. But now that the game has been out for months and things have changed, we decided to take a second look at it. So join us as we discuss new characters, new maps, question whether the characters will get old or not, and praise the very well-polished gameplay.

Also, why we hate cameos. 

Direct download: Ep._124_Overwatch_Revisited.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:25pm CDT

On this special episode, we take a look at Pixar movies, going down the list and discussing everything we like and dislike about each movie. We give our general opinion on each one, as well as discuss all the things they do right, and how they could be improved. 

Also, why we hate political ads.

Direct download: Ep._123_Pixar_Movies.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:23pm CDT

This week, we cover perhaps the most iconic piece of cyberpunk culture: Blade Runner. Join us as we imply a lot about how Replicants work, attempt to count all the computers, and gush over how absolutely beautiful this film this.

Also, why we hate pockets (part two).

Direct download: Ep._122_Blade_Runner.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:45pm CDT

Special Episode #27, wherein we do something completely different. We both come to the table with what we consider are really obvious questions that we’ll present to each other, with the intention of making each other look very very stupid. We succeed. 

Also, why we hate that console generations are dying. 

Direct download: Ep._121_Stupid_Questions_Everyone_Should_Know.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:30pm CDT

Today we review Artemis Fowl, the immature book series from yesteryear. Samuel really likes it, but Henry was late to the party. Listen on as we discuss how everything can be a fairy, how infallible Artemis Fowl is, and what a Fairy Bible entails. 

Also, why we hate book websites. 

Direct download: Ep._120_Artemis_Fowl.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:20pm CDT

Henry and Samuel have an awful lot of nostalgia for one Pokemon game and one Pokemon game only: Ruby. So join us as we discuss its level design, reiterate that every single Pokemon game is the same, conclude that fighting your dad is weird, and bike hopping? Seriously?

Also, why we hate disappointing toys.

Direct download: Ep._118_Pokemon-_Ruby.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:08am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in this episode about the first-person action movie, Hardcore Henry. We jump through the insane and basic plot, cover the non-stop extremely-violent violence, and talk about the difference between characters and personalities. 

Also, why we hate vaping.

Direct download: Ep._118_Hardcore_Henry.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:40pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in Special Episode #26, wherein we discuss the genre of sci-fi. We cover everything from what sci-fi really is, to some of our favorite sci-fi books, movies, and shows. 

Also, why we hate tent bags.

Direct download: Ep._117_Sci-Fi.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:20pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in discussing I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President, a classic young adult book. We talk about the hilarious writing style, the bizarre subplot, and how much it nails the feeling of being a kid.

Also, why we hate the back covers of books.


Join Henry and Samuel in talking about The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. We cover how this game benefited from being on the DS, drawing on maps, how much Spirit Track sucks, and how every video game should have a penguin puzzle.

Also, why we hate video game inventories.

Direct download: Ep._115_The_Legend_of_Zelda-_Phantom_Hourglass.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:19pm CDT

Special Episode #25, wherein we talk about some of our favorite settings from books, movies, TV shows, and especially video games. We come to the table with ten of our favorites, covering everything from spaceships, cities, oceans, the Star Wars prequels, hotels, and literally an entire universe.

 

Also, why we hate blankets. 

Direct download: Ep._113_Settings.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:29am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about the recent indie movie, Locke. We discuss the unique idea behind this movie, complain about the ending, and talk about how good of an actor Tom Hardy is.

 

Also, why we hate dead dogs. 

Direct download: Ep._112_Locke.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:12pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in discussing The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas. We go over the cookie-cutter tragedy plot, find about 1,000 metaphors and themes, and decide that children simply don’t think like this author thinks they do. (“Out-with”? Seriously?)

 

Also, why we hate Will Smith’s agent.

Direct download: Ep._111_The_Boy_in_the_Striped_Pajamas.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:54pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in discussing the popular Nintendo platformer, New Super Mario Bros. Wii. We talk about throwing people into pits, why the multiplayer gameplay was so much fun, and inevitably, we talk about every Mario game ever.

Also, why we hate gas gauges. 

Direct download: Ep._109_New_Super_Mario_Bros._Wii.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:41pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in Special Episode #24, which is all about rants. Join us as we rant about movies, mumbling, weird flavors, George W. Bush dancing, chiclets, and some brief follow-up on Overwatch. Also, do you know where Louisiana is?

Direct download: Ep._108_Rant_Day_II.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:34pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel as we discuss The Lord of the Rings. We talk about the damn-near flawless world, the incredible writing style, and how it still defines the standard for fantasy tales. Unfortunately however, it’s pretty dated.

Also, why you need to verify facts before you post them.

Direct download: Ep._107_The_Lord_of_the_Rings.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:59am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel as we talk about the “business simulation” genre of video games, specifically Zoo Tycoon. We cover the unique gameplay, wonder why these were such a thing fifteen years ago and not now, and of course, why you should go to Legoland.

Also, why we hate blisters. 

Direct download: Ep._106_Tycoon_Games.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:36pm CDT

Welcome to Grumpy Young Men, Season 3! (And yes, any time we miss a couple weeks, we just call it intentional by starting a new season.) And today we’re gonna be talking about Captain America: Civil War. We wonder why this isn’t just an Avengers movie, talk about how Iron Man’s argument is terribly stupid, and question the villain’s goals (SPOILERS!).

 

Also, why we hate overhype. 

Direct download: Ep._105_Captain_America__Civil_War.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:21pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about The LEGO Movie, a surprisingly well done animated movie not made by Disney and/or Pixar. We recap the unique plot, praise the casting, and Samuel goes off into one of his crazy world theories. 

Also, why we hate repetitive town names.

Direct download: Ep._102_The_LEGO_Movie.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:15pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in discussing the niche picture book The Invention of Hugo Cabret. We talk about the benefits and downfalls of its unique storytelling style, complain about the flat characters, and unapologetically bash the ending.

 

Also, why we hate regular classes during finals week.

Direct download: Ep._101_The_Invention_of_Hugo_Cabret.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:16pm CDT

EPISODE #100!!!!! Also, TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!! Join Henry and Samuel as we reminisce about out favorite moments on the podcast (definitely not a clip show), discuss the origins of the show, and look at our best and worst scores we’ve ever given.

 

Also, why we hate clip shows.

Direct download: Ep._100.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:33pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel as they discuss Okay for Now, a very unique young adult book. We talk about how it doesn't hold your hand, praise the writing style, and talk about the surprising amount of depth for the main character.

Also, why we hate Facebook.

Direct download: Ep._99_Okay_for_Now.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:07pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel reviewing the cult classic, Memento. We dissect the surprisingly deep characters, praise the bizarre style, and try to figure out what exactly happens during this movie (spoilers, it's very confusing).

Also, why we hate pointless promotional stuff.

Direct download: Ep._98_Memento_.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:40pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel as they talk about the very very bad Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games series. We go over the broken gameplay, the strange stylistic mash-up of Mario and Sonic, and once again praise DS Download Play.

Also, why we hate when real life and job life mix socially.

Direct download: Ep._97_Mario__Sonic_at_the_Olympic_Games.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:02pm CDT

SPECIAL EPISODE #21, wherein Henry and Samuel talk about sitcoms. We cover most of the different styles of sitcoms, complain about all the things they do wrong, and recommend some of our favorites.

Also, why we hate Fox (the TV station, not the animal).

Direct download: Ep._96_Sitcoms.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:36am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in discussing Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, a game often called one of the greatest games of this generation. The plot doesn't make any sense, but dang it, the characters are great and the gameplay is fun. It's basically the Indiana Jones of video games.

Also, why we hate turn signal misuse.

Direct download: Ep._95_Uncharted_2-_Among_Thieves.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:17pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel as they talk about perhaps the greatest animated movie of all time, The Incredibles. At the very least it's the best superhero movie. Or maybe the best family movie. Maybe all three. Either way, this movie is "Incredible".

Also, why we hate jigsaw puzzles.

Direct download: Ep._94_The_Incredibles.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:51am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about the way-too-popular book The Maze Runner. We go over the bland characters, the awful and poorly-written writing style, and how much potential the plot had, which it decided to throw into this subpar book.

Also, why we hate spoilers in trailers.

Direct download: Ep._93_The_Maze_Runner.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:50pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in Special Episode #20 as they talk about arcade games. We go through some of our favorites, paint lots and lots of word pictures, and come up with disturbingly realistic plots for these games.

Also, why we hate when your brain can't decide if it needs to sneeze or not.

Direct download: Ep._92_Arcade_Games.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:24pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel as they discuss the DS game Star Fox: Command. We cover the unusual (but somehow enjoyable) gameplay, the grim, grim story, and the sort-of unfinished multiplayer.

Also, why we hate musical narratives.

Direct download: Ep._91_Star_Fox-_Command.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:51am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about Theodore Boone: Kid Lawyer, the young-adult book written by not-young-adult author John Grisham. We talk about the general mishaps of the book, the bizarre plot structure, and go on several tangents.

Also, why we hate tic tac toe.

Direct download: Ep._90_Theodore_Boone-_Kid_Lawyer.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:42am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel as they talk about possibly the greatest comedy of all-time, Galaxy Quest. We recap the plot, praise the characters and their casting, and just generally gush over how good this movie is.

Also, why we hate useless buttons.

Direct download: Ep._89_Galaxy_Quest.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:08pm CDT

Special Episode #19, wherein Henry and Samuel discuss all manner of mobile games. We discuss what exactly the term "mobile game" means, what kind of goals they should achieve, and our top five favorite mobile games.

Also, why we hate irregular lightbulb colors.

Direct download: Ep._88_Mobile_Games.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:20am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about the game… thing, Trimps. We discuss the game's general structure, how it could be improved, and comment on the "clicker" genre in general.

Also, why we hate when people use their phones in class.

Direct download: Ep._87_Trimps.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:18pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in the first episode of Season 2 as we talk about the classic book series, The Chronicles of Narnia. We rank order the books from best to worst, get confused over the chronology, and talk about the very very very very strong Christian themes.

Also, why we hate overused classic characters.

Direct download: Ep._86_The_Chronicles_of_Narnia_.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:08am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in reviewing Star Wars VII: The New One. Listen in to find out what we thought of the movie. Did we like it? Did we hate it? (Spoiler alert: We liked it.)

Also, why we hate expiration dates.

Direct download: Ep._85_Star_Wars_VII.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:38pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in Special Episode #18, as we discuss the Star Wars Franchise. We praise the originals movies, complain about the prequels, and briefly talk about the expanded universe (which we know very little about…).

And stay tuned for Episode 85 later today where we review Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens. Thanks for listening, we'll see you in two weeks!

Also, why we hate automated bathrooms.

Direct download: Ep._84_Star_Wars_Franchise.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:13pm CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about Insignia, a young adult book definitely not inspired by Ender's Game. At all. Not even a little.

Also, why we hate the start of the holiday season coming so early.

Direct download: Ep._83_Insignia.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:49am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about the digital card game, Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft. We generally like it, even though it's basically Magic: The Gathering: The Video Game.

Also, why we hate non-standard ammunition rounds.

Direct download: Ep._82_Hearthstone.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:01am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about Inception, possibly their favorite movie of all time. We discuss how neat the plots are, the pacing, the reveals, everything. Seriously, this movie is neat, guys.

Also, why we hate Thanksgiving break.

Direct download: Ep._81_Inception.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:37am CDT

Special Episode #17, wherein we discuss all manner of gaming platforms. We look at them from all angles, from graphics and sound, to controllers and buttons. And seriously, what is it with Nintendo and spaceship controllers?

Also, why we hate third-party controllers.

Direct download: Ep._80_Gaming_Platforms.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:46am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in discussing The Blues Brothers, the classic comedy movie from 1980. We argue about just how good this movie is, wonder how many cars were destroyed, and praise practically every single scene.

Also, our PSA on the hype for Star Wars VII.

Direct download: Ep._79_The_Blues_Brothers.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:59am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel as they talk about The Hunger Games, a rather popular young adult trilogy. We recap the plot, question why the second and third books kinda sucked, and wonder why Gale exists.

Also, why we hate daylight savings time.

Direct download: Ep._78_The_Hunger_Games.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:03am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about New Super Mario Bros., the DS game that rebooted 2D Mario platformers. The single player is fine and dandy, but what we had the most fun with was all the great multiplayer components of the game.

Also, why we hate wisdom teeth.

Direct download: Ep._77_New_Super_Mario_Bros..mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:01am CDT

Join Henry and Samuel in Special Episode #16 as Samuel plays through the text adventure game Action Castle. He gets stuck at almost every problem, and exhausts every option but the actual solution. So pretty much what you'd expect.

Also, why we hate convoluted continuity.

Get Action Castle here:
http://www.memento-mori.com/parsely/parsely-1-action-castle

Direct download: Ep._76_Action_Castle.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:57pm CDT